Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my belly button?


Sex! We all have it, we all even like it! If you don't like it, you are not from this planet. But my issue today is condoms! They are awkward, time-consuming, and the rub. I'm allergic to latex so I have to buy the expensive polyurethane type. I'd rather do the pull and pray method then use a condom. I mean, Im not retarded and don't use one, but it's just not the same! I've been dating the same guy for a while and it's getting serious, so we don't even use one...

Here's the scoop: teenagers under the age of 16-17, should not be 'sexual active' (I hate that phrase by the way). 16 until the day you are married/commited wholly to one person, you should be safe. Wrap it before you tap it!! haha.

I like sex as much as the next nymphomaniac, but there are some dirty dudes and dudettes out there that I wouldn't touch with my worst enemy's vagina! I met this guy the other day at the local County Fair and all he was thinking about was getting in my size 5 jeans. If he were the last man on Earth, the human population would become extinct! First, he was a carnie. Second, he was chunky (btw I dont have a problem with chunky people they are just not the guys I usual fall for). Third, He was like 45! And Four, All he was thinking about was getting sex. There are now 2 types I attract (since I started dating Patrick) 15 yr old boys, and 45 yr old scary men! I'm not really looking anyways, I'm just the type of person who likes to get noticed. lol.

Anyways, sex is fabulous! I want to be beaten, bitten, strangled, tied up, stripped down, and dominated over. Make it hot, make it dirty. I do like the occassional slow, sensual, I can't live without you love making. But if you make it dirty and hot and sweaty you will have me moaning and screaming as if you coated yourself in chocolate. :)

Now Blow jobs, head, whatever you call it nowadays, I never liked. But lately I have been enjoying it more than I use too. I think it's mostly because of the pleasure I'm giving him, (plus I like it in return :P). I enjoy the way he touches me and just enjoys it himself. I really can't explain why I enjoy it, but I will tell you it turns me on. That age old question; Do you spit or swallow? Well depends, but real women swallow. I do both! haha.

Porn... I don't really like alot of porn, it just makes me laugh. There is one kind of porn that turns me on, and I find it a little weird to admit but it is girl on girl. I like the pleasure on their faces as they eat each other out, it's like they are eating a giant ice cream sundae and enjoying every bit!!



Anyways now that my rant is over, I leave you with this amazing porn site! http://www.youjizz.com/.



4 comments:

  1. Damn Lizz, way to get me all worked up at 5:30 in the morning...hahahaha! And it's not just you...I get it in my belly button too...hahaha!

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  2. nice, i thought i was the only one!!

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  3. Can I just say that this is the first porn site I have ever had recommended by a girl. I am hooked.

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  4. You are welcome! It's my favorite site and possibly the only one I visit.

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